A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator
" haha jk we had sex"
All I Want - Kodaline.
All I want is,
And all I need is
To find somebody.
I’ll find somebody.
dit liedje hé jongens.